Advice For Boys

If you're a boy, and you want a girlfriend or are having trouble finding one, maybe you need to read what I have to write.

First off, SHOWER: The number one thing that a girl loves besides a wonderful personality, it's a good, clean, natural scent. You aren't going to get a girl smelling like musty gym socks, so smell good, and don't cover up the stink with cologne.

Secondly, BRUSH TEETH: Your teeth must not, cannot, and will not look or smell like a dumpster. Just have a good hygiene over all.

NEXT: Good Attitude.

1. A good attitude doesn't mean you have to be like Starfire all of the time, it just means that you aren't negative about everything and anything.

2. Be sweet. Being sweet means that you have to be nice at all times, if she says something or gets into a long winded conversation, all you need to do is nod and respond at the appropriate time. It's as simple as that.

3. Laugh. If she says a joke that isn't even remotely hilarious you just laugh and make a cute/funny comment on her joke. This tells her that you're listening and that you care about what she has to say.

4. Don't touch. How hard is it? Keep your hands, feet, and everything else to yourself! I can assure you, no girl likes to be touched until the fourth or third date, for some it takes longer so be patient.

5. End of the date. If you've made it this far, bravo! Now don't screw this up. If you've ever watched the movie Hitch, you know that what I'm about to tell you is from Hitch: If she is fiddling with her keys, she wants a kiss, if not say goodnight. If she wants to kiss go 90% of the way and wait for her to go the rest of the way. Patience is a virtue.