No, means NO!

Boys, as a girl with a brother and a father, I know you have those....urges. But if a girl says 'no', it means back off cause she don't want you!

Girls like to take things slow, although there are some that are thirstier than Edward Cullen on a gray day, those who are thirsty and don't say no, go ahead. But the good girls, who say 'no' want to be left alone, and I'm going to show you the steps to leaving them be:

1. Hugging: Don't even think about touching her butt when you are hugging, because you will get the following three: slapped, punched, and dumped. Do not do it. If you are hugging her, just pat her back lightly and say something nice, don't be nasty and do and say something nasty. Just cool it. Take a chill pill, sit your *** down and stay that way until you cool your jets okay?

2. Kissing: After a date, a girl who wants to kiss will play with her keys and try to make small talk, a girl who doesn't says goodnight keeps her lips dry and walks into the house. When you first kiss a girl, please, please, no tongue unless she says 'yes'. No touching her inappropriately, because that will get you slapped I don't care what kind girl it is.

3. The big moment, sex: You are free to do what she likes but use protection.